Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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