And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You left your phone here
Wait...
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