if you like me you must not know who I am
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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