She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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