Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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