Sponge bath it is.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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