remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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