sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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