She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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