dude i'm inner monologue high
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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