awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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