if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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