his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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