i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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