guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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