Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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