you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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