The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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