He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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