I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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