You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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