: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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