i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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