Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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