My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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