I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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