She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I deserve this hangover.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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