the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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