thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
why is half of my head shaved?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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