O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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