I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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