Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
