i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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