would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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