i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
There are leaves in my underwear?
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