Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
