Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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