Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
BRING THE BAGELS
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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