My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If I had your ass I would rule the world
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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