Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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