He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
