Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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