"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
50% drunk capacity currently
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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