summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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