I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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