Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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