This is not my ceiling
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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