think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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