how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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