paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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