I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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