did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
