She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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