Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she looked like the before picture.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Randomize
