Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He has the fingertips of a God
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